Sources say the former president was spotted on a boat near the infamous island prison, where he allegedly made a move to throw somebits to a massive alligator. Witnesses report that Trump perhaps got a little overly familiar with the beast, leading some whispering. The {entireaffair was captured on video, and the footage have rapidly gone popular online.
- The reason for this encounter is unknown
- chose Alcatraz
- conspiracy theories abound that he wastesting his bravery
Urgent Update: The Donald and the Danger Lizards!
A shocking development is unfolding at Mar-a-Lago as we speak/right now/at this very moment. Sources report that former President T.D. has confronted a pack of dangerous lizards, said to be mutated by radiation/the result of government experiments/escaped from Area 51.
Local reporters claim to have seen the former leader fighting with the creatures, wielding a silver spoon. The situation is still developing/unfolding/sketchy, and we await official statements from Mr. Trump's staff.
Stay tuned for more updates on this bizarre event!
Trump's Wild Tour of Alcatraz
Get ready for a wild ride, folks! Tweeter-in-Chief is hitting the rock/island/prison like never before in a tour/experience/adventure they're calling the Gator Gauntlet. Sources say he's planning on showing off/lecturing about/taking control of the island, packing his best suits. He's even said he will order a giant cheeseburger from McDonald's during his visit. This ain't your grandma's tour of Alcatraz, folks. Brace yourselves!
- Will Trump be able to handle the cold?/Will Alcatraz stand up to Trump?/Can anyone stop Trump?
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Alligator Alcatraz? You Betcha, Says Trump
Folks, lemme tell ya somethin'. The swamp down in Florida is gettin' ridiculous. They got these giant lizards runnin' wild. And what do they do? Nothing! They just let 'em wander around. But not me, I wouldn't stand for that. We gotta crack down of these creatures. That's why I say we gotta build a croc correction facility - Alcatraz for alligators, folks! That's what makes America great, takin' standin' up to danger.
- Make America Great Again !
Trump's Wild Ride: Presidential GATOR Safari!
This ain't your typical fundraiser, folks. The President himself is hitting the muck on a wild adventure. That's right, we're talking about Trumpfacing off against alligators. Sources say he's packing his that ridiculous red "Make America Great Again" beanie and ready get more info to unleash some swamp-justice. Will he emerge victorious? Only time will tell!
You Won't Believe This! Trump Goes Cage Diving With Gators
Folks, you are totally gonna believe this! The Donald himself, previous Prez Trump, has decided to take a wild expedition. He's ditching his golf clubs for some serious courage and is diving into a tank full of mean alligators! Word on the street that this whole thing was his idea.
What could possibly go wrong?? Only time will reveal.